Funny English

On my way to school I saw this sign in a small pizza shop. Please I know that probably someone at this restaurant went to college.

Jesus Body

Oddest name for a diet suppliment I've ever seen. I guess it must work miracles.

Barge in?

Are they desperate for customers, or is it a sale? It still amazes me at how often you find mistakes like this in the middle of Tokyo. Come on people you have studied English for at least 3 years, and I'm sure that you own a dictionary. Or were they just being super clever to get customers into the store?

Mutifunction Toilet?

So just what is a "Multifunction Toilet", a toilet that can do anything. I'm not sure if it was the English of the Japanese that caught my eye, or maybe it was both. In Japanese it is the だれでも(daredemo) toilet. Literally the anyone toilet. So who comes up with these titles and don't they have them checked by anybody? I went over to have a look and as it turns out it was a unisex handicap toilet. Go figure.

Funny English

So is this for people with dirty gods? Saw this outside a message shop on the way to the station today and had to take a picture. I guess it is for a foot bath massager. Don't know where they thought up the name though.